It’s what we all fear, seeing our girlfriend cozying up to some hunk in a club. Photographed by the press. It must be terrible not knowing if she’s having an affair, wondering if she going to come home to you. But to make the whole thing worse it just happens that your solely dependant on her for money. You haven’t got a career of your own to fall back on. Well Peter this post is for you! So dry your tears on a big pile of money and lets look at this sensibly…
Lets face it your not the smartest person in the world and you have no talent, all you have done is wormed your way into a bit part in the horrible train wreck of the PR fantasy which is Katie Price.
Now the key to coming out on top here is the Surgery, Katie is going to have to go in for surgery two or three times a week to prevent herself from springing a leak, what I suggest is one time before surgery get her drunk, so drunk she passes out. Then cover your face in bandages, and go to the appointment in her place. Tell the surgeon that everything has slipped and you want the whole thing done.
By the time
Jordan has come around you will look just like her. Explain to her that you herself from the future, then start getting her drunk again. Book ‘Peter’ in for some surgery and repeat the procedure the other way round.
Then hay presto! The shoe is on the other foot, your the world famous glamour model and she the hopeless parasite leaching off your fame.
If this is too confusing try watching the film face off for the general gist. No need to thank me just send me half of all your money!!
Sorry, I’ve been working alot recently with a whole bunch of cosmetic surgeons and the whole thing has really affected my sense of humour. I’ve largely been building web pages for them, things like this laser hair removal brentwood page. I had to build more that were similair but also different, not an easy task I can tell you. I mean if you compare the laser hair removal birmingham page to the laser hair removal manchester page, they do look almost the same, don’t they? Anyway, you do what you can to keep things moving, especially in the current climate, so this is what I’m doing at the moment.
