Oh, I Do Like To Be Beside The Seaside!
Why is it that some people take their trip to the beach so seriously? I mean, at the end of the day, you have gone there to enjoy yourself. The way some people behave is so stressful that they cannot possibly find their visit very relaxing…
For some folk it would seem that a visit to the coast is one big exhibition. They make such a show of putting on their tanning lotion and spreading themselves out seductively across a designer beach towel. Do they really think that everyone is looking at them? Maybe they are under the illusion that everyone else on the beach came here to watch them parade themselves around; not to have a swim in the ocean or to enjoy the sunshine!
It used to really bug me, seeing these posers at the seaside, but now I just find it amusing. It’s all so silly, isn’t it? Hardly anyone takes a blind bit of notice of anyone else; they are all far too busy enjoying themselves.
And if you decide to go for a stroll around the local shops and arcades then there is another batch of exhibitionists to look out for. But you won’t have much trouble spotting them because they just love to make a spectacle of themselves. Yes, boy-racers! You always see them cruising around at the coast, an elbow out of the window and music loud enough to make their ears bleed. Who do they think they are impressing? Mind you, it is because of these people that I save a lot of money when I have a day at the seaside! Who needs to pay for their entertainment???
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